Hell Has Frozen Over

The Bible Belt.  The shiny bright brass buckle of the Bible Belt.  The one place in the United States that I never dreamed would reach marriage equality, just did.  I'm shocked.  Stunned.  I don't even know what to think.  I'm elated in one sense, but completely in shock and I just can't believe it.  No, seriously, I cannot believe it.

I'm certain I'm going to wake up at any second.